A time for us..

amore condannato: ..How wude
amore condannato: Can you repeat everything after
amore condannato: AClD RAHNE: shore paw
AClD RAHNE signed off at 12:43 A.M.
AClD RAHNE signed on at 12:43 A.M.
AClD RAHNE: how wude
amore condannato: Indeed o.o
AClD RAHNE: can ye repeat eveting after shore paw
amore condannato: Okee...
AClD RAHNE: -_-
amore condannato: Hey now, my AOL seriously did freeze -.-;
AClD RAHNE: lol
amore condannato: Now, ahem as I was saying
amore condannato: I need your help, soin
amore condannato: son*
AClD RAHNE: okee
amore condannato: When's yuir next dee off, btw?
AClD RAHNE: next mondee
amore condannato: Oh, and shall we go to Statesboro? :D
AClD RAHNE: i was guannya sk ye but i forewarn ye....we shall ne see x3
amore condannato: Okee
amore condannato: I mean
amore condannato: OCH WHY NOT THAT'S A TRAJESTY
amore condannato: Oh, -puts wrist to forehead.-
amore condannato: How will I live if we do not go see that?!
AClD RAHNE: i cant shell out 5 bucks to see rogue get the shaft again...but i will shell out 20 when it comes out on dvd ^_^
amore condannato: OH
amore condannato: I'm not worth five bucks and minute discomfort watching a fictional character receive a frivolous innoculation
AClD RAHNE: but i figgered we could go back to our glorified thrift store and the Galacticus archive and kyoto express and stuff
amore condannato: Does the glorified thrist store sell beanie babies..?
AClD RAHNE: remember when we went there you said OMG they have beanie babies! do you remember when people thought they were going to retire and send their kids off to colloge on these things?
amore condannato: I got some new ones today n_n;;;
amore condannato: <_<;
amore condannato: >_>;
amore condannato: I wish I remember how much they were x.x;
amore condannato: I mean, the ones at the thrift store
amore condannato: PUT THAT IN OUR COMIC BTW.
amore condannato: Except change it to Air Babies so we don't get sued
amore condannato: *_* I remember now, faintly...thoughts, images really..feelings
AClD RAHNE: okee
AClD RAHNE: i had pplanned on it
amore condannato: I just doodled a picture on this piece of paper..a snail, a ..something or other, and then a face that says ''Warning: Do Not Feed the Catherine'' at the top it says New Tales of the Tovenaars
AClD RAHNE: remember it was guanny be sweet mother of streisand they have beannie babies
amore condannato: I wonder how expensive they were
AClD RAHNE: O_O its genius
AClD RAHNE: but why a snail
amore condannato: ...I have no idea
amore condannato: I wonder what my checks gonna look lak
AClD RAHNE: hmm this is an interesting review
AClD RAHNE: Rogue has the most involved personal struggle, as she tries to decide whether to exchange her mutant powers for the ability to touch. But her dilemma is established, ignored, then quickly resolved at the end of the film.
amore condannato: JESSIE
AClD RAHNE: hmm
AClD RAHNE: gah
amore condannato: Jessie! ><
AClD RAHNE: okee better
AClD RAHNE: HWAT]
amore condannato: I have thought about you...every day since we've been gone..YOU ARE SOFTER THAN SAND -stuffs pear in your mouth.-
AClD RAHNE: i dotn like sand its rough its gritty and it gets everywhere
amore condannato: Really, me either, let's have a Luke and Leia!
amore condannato: How early shall we get a start on it Mondee? Six AM?
AClD RAHNE: oh i say atleast 4
amore condannato: Oh
amore condannato: Okee
amore condannato: It'd be like
amore condannato: ''Okee, well goodnat boyo..I have to get up in thirty minutes and start getting ready to come get you''
AClD RAHNE: hai exacurry
AClD RAHNE: we'll sleep on teh way there
AClD RAHNE: isnt yuir birfdee this week
amore condannato: Thursday
AClD RAHNE: hai mum said it was in teh bulletin
amore condannato: In what bulletin?
AClD RAHNE: our choich bulletin
amore condannato: oh I knew that
AClD RAHNE: apparently yuir still on the role
amore condannato: How is that charming young girl?
AClD RAHNE: me mum
amore condannato: Oh, her too
amore condannato: I was talking about our surrogate daughter
AClD RAHNE: umm...great now that the acs fixed
AClD RAHNE: eh?
amore condannato: The one that I was trying to turn into a Si the one that we were trying to teach the Force to
AClD RAHNE: oh hannah
amore condannato: Yussa, Hannah
AClD RAHNE: fine
amore condannato: Tell her I said helllllllllllooo and we should have ad ay, us three, sometime this summer
amore condannato: just don't let her parents catch wind of uhm
AClD RAHNE: oh and i was meanin ter tell ye that night but i could neer find teh rat moment....her da passed awee
amore condannato: My Sithly leanings
amore condannato: When?
amore condannato: o.o
AClD RAHNE: aboot a year ago
amore condannato: I'll be a father figure...let me go get my Queen Amidala dolls ;-; The poor lassie, och, we simply must take her to a movie, please can we? ;-;
AClD RAHNE: he was epileptic and they were swimmin and they were playin "who can hold their breath the longest" and he had a seizure under water and drowned
AClD RAHNE: she is very sheltered
amore condannato: So they won't let us you take her to a movie?
AClD RAHNE: her dad wouldnt let her see ep 3 cuz of the younglings scene
amore condannato: Well, we can take her to a nice G-rated Disney movie
amore condannato: ..and sneak her into an R one!
AClD RAHNE: hehe
AClD RAHNE: she'll be culture shocked
amore condannato: ...''WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN'T GET IN!? SHE'S OUR DAUGHTER...WE JUST STARTED YOUNG...AND..I'M NOT GAY, I'M REALLY FEMININE, THIS IS MY WIFE!''
AClD RAHNE: let me put iit this way...if i played sesamea street for her she prolly wouldnt unnerstand whats going on thats how big the rock is that she is made to live under
amore condannato: x.x;
amore condannato: I still don't get why it's ''sasamea'' ...am I missing something?
AClD RAHNE: me meither
amore condannato: Well, I need your help son
amore condannato: -clears thnraot.-
amore condannato: I'm thinking of getting Ain't Joan a pooch
amore condannato: I want you to go with me to get it
amore condannato: ..if I ge tit
amore condannato: get*
amore condannato: Okee, well now that that's over with LET'S PLAN MONDAY
amore condannato: Okay first I think we should dedicate a liberal thirty minutes to snoggage..then we go to Statesboro
amore condannato: Do we have to eat a Kyokee's? I rilly lyked that place at the mall e.e
AClD RAHNE: okee but kave ye tried kyoto express
amore condannato: Nae
amore condannato: But when I went with Jamie to Statesboro last mondee I ate the orange chicken
AClD RAHNE: i'll get kyoto to go then well go to the mall and ye eat yuir orange chicken
amore condannato: Nae, we'll eat at Kyokee's -.-
AClD RAHNE: no ill get to go
amore condannato: NAE
amore condannato: We'll eat at Kyokee ><
amore condannato: And that's my final answer
amore condannato: Do you want to go swimming at Ain't Joan's afterwards? :D
AClD RAHNE: hmmm iono
amore condannato: Okee, I've known ye long enough to know that means no
AClD RAHNE: i dunno my own aunt may be visiting and i may ne feel up ter swimmin
amore condannato: -patpat.-
amore condannato: I've got an announcement to make.
AClD RAHNE: i can feel her comin lak a black wreath on the door of my ovaries
AClD RAHNE: make it
amore condannato: Last Saturdee nat, I said, ''Ain't Joan, how'd you feel about me having a baby that was 1/4th black? You know Selina's mixed, so the baby would be mostly white..but she's the only one whose offered to be a surrogate mother!'' ''ALLEN! I'll love any child you have!..BUT WHAT IS JESSIE GONNA SAY? Why don't you two just go to a doctor and have one?'' ''......I've already asked her, and could you imagine my child having Albert Hill has a grandfather?'' ...''...I'd love to be in the waiting room while she was in
amore condannato: labor...but why not!?'' '' We're not even 30 yet.'' Then Selina elected to tell me she can't have kids, she was just offering out of the kindness of her heart -.- ...Then she said ''We could use Jessie's uterus and my egg...or Jessie's egg and my uterus...but we can't use both of mine, it just don't work, it's broke, Bubba!''
amore condannato: ''WELL AUNT JOAN'S TOO OLD TO CARRY A BABY OR ELSE SHE'D CARRY YOU AND JESSIE'S BABY! But her's is broke, too''
amore condannato: ''Thank you, Aunt Joan -_-;''
AClD RAHNE: O_o and mine may verru well be broke too
amore condannato: Exacurry -_-;
amore condannato: But you don't want me telling everyone your personal bidness do you?
amore condannato: ''JESSIE CAN'T HAVE KIDS HEYAH HEYAH HEYAH''
AClD RAHNE: well ne till im positive
amore condannato: Well, I mean I already rented a billboard to announce your private business, I didn't want to waste my breath using word of mouth -.-;
AClD RAHNE: oh okee
AClD RAHNE: in that case its fine
amore condannato: When are you gonna pop by on your way to work and look at my new beanie babies ? n.n
AClD RAHNE: am i 23 or 24
amore condannato: Now, or in July?
AClD RAHNE: now
AClD RAHNE: im 23 rat
amore condannato: No, you're 24 because there's five years difference in between us, and when I'm 20 you'll be 25..one month afterwards, did you forget how old you were? o.o
AClD RAHNE: no im 23 im sure i am...i think
amore condannato: o_o
AClD RAHNE: ill be 24 next month......rat
amore condannato: I don't think so o.o
AClD RAHNE: i was burn in 82
AClD RAHNE: 92 i was 10
AClD RAHNE: 02 i was 20
AClD RAHNE: and on me birfdee this year 4 years aded to that ill be 24
amore condannato: But there's five years difference in between us o_o
AClD RAHNE: yell be 19 rat
amore condannato: NO
amore condannato: >_<
AClD RAHNE: yell be 20?
amore condannato: Yes! ><
amore condannato: How old do you think I am? ;-;
amore condannato: You pedophile ;_____________________________;
AClD RAHNE: boyo i still think yuir 16
amore condannato: ...;_;
AClD RAHNE: i was wonnerein cuz this review says anna will turn 25 in july....but its ne true shell be 24 cuz shes 2 dees older than me
amore condannato: I think that you'll be 25 due to five years difference in between ourselves -.-;
amore condannato: Five and not..8 or 9 ;-;
AClD RAHNE: ill ask me mum in teh morn...boy this is a sad convo....im losin it boyo
amore condannato: Maybe I'm wrong
amore condannato: Maybe there's four years difference in between us
AClD RAHNE: mebe
amore condannato: -mumbles heathen under breath.- I'm never going to see sixteen again unless I live to be 116...thinking I was just turning nineteen -mumble grumble.-
amore condannato: YOU SAW MY ID YOU BRAZEN HUSSY!
AClD RAHNE: i didnt pee attention to teh date
amore condannato: ._. Well, I shore am glad I'm not sixteen
amore condannato: -grumble grumble.-
amore condannato: ;-; What color are my eyes?
amore condannato: What size bra do I wear?
amore condannato: How big is my talent?
amore condannato: -patpat.- You're going to forget all the little things about me that matter ;-;
amore condannato: I bet you can't even recall my favorite scent of douche anymore, you sexy brown-eyed, DD-cup, minute talented, Tropical Breeze-loving best friend of mine ;-;
AClD RAHNE: oh you remembered ever
AClD RAHNE: y minute detail of me
amore condannato: It's okay, memory is the first thing to go when we age, Kelsey, it's like I was saying the other week, Nicole used to think I was only 19 when she was 34...she didn't know there was only five yhears difference inbetween us and was gonna grow young together, but lordy Kelsey, that seems like it was years ago...where'd you put my Seabond? I know last week I found you had put it in the curio cabinent..you thought it was one of my beanie babies..but worst thing is, you put it in our Star Wars one
amore condannato: ADAM! TURN YOUR HEARING AIDE ON! -whacks you with cane.-
AClD RAHNE: LMHHO
amore condannato: I was asking you where you put my dag nabbit Bengay!
AClD RAHNE: By the nose hair trimmers
amore condannato: o.o ..That's what those were...Colby's little girl told me they were for trimming my more intimate areas, lest I ever get lucky!..No wonder my eyebrows disappeared when I used it
AClD RAHNE: O_O ......
amore condannato: Or did you mean your nose hair trimmers, Kremit?
amore condannato: IT'S FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES I SWEAR OSSIFER, WE'RE OLD HER AND I! We have to smoke it to deal with the agony of memory losses!
AClD RAHNE: no i said the its by the back hair styling gell, where on earth did you get nose hair trimmers from
amore condannato: What've you been doing all this time when you said you were putting Nair on it for me, Cindy?!
AClD RAHNE: im studying to be a beautician Paulette im seeing if ye can teach an olde gerbil new tricks
amore condannato: Oh. Well, that explains it.
AClD RAHNE: after all these years i shouldnt even have to explain, we have PSE dont we......im sorry have we met?
AClD RAHNE: ~extends hand~ im Gertrude
amore condannato: Did you call me pissy, let me tell you something young lady, don't make me get up from this roc...oh, pleasure to meet you Gertrude, I'm Stein -shakes hand vigourosly.-
AClD RAHNE: no i said PSE.... EPS...EPE.....o_o PCP THATS IT aye we have pcp and we hear what the other is think.....wait i do know you....you still have my nose hair trimmers
amore condannato: They're m'rightful property! And I'll let you know that I have never met you and neither of us has AIDS to my knowledge! And I thought it was a dildo! Hmph! You can have it back, now -hands you a hairbrush.-
AClD RAHNE: ~shakes hairbrush at ye~ and i'll thank ye never to keep it that long again! dont know why i wanted it back, it never fit up me nose good anyway, and the teeth are murder
amore condannato: That's what made me come to your house! ...Wait, this is my house, what are you doing in my house!? ..Well, anyway, where's my denture adhesive?! I know you, you cunning thing you, you've been using it as frosting again when Leslie comes over, haven't you!?
AClD RAHNE: Leslie....where have you been her name is bonnie....leslie was so 3 days ago
AClD RAHNE: or was it 4
amore condannato: Well, Bonnie, Leslie, Shanaynay
AClD RAHNE: three years maybe
AClD RAHNE: maybe it was when i was 24....0r 25
AClD RAHNE: did i skip 24
AClD RAHNE: i think i wentr straight from 23 to 25
amore condannato: You did, that was the year you was on them drugs bad..-pats your knee.-
AClD RAHNE: ~whacks ye with purse~ I dont know who you think ye are ye mangy old coot touchin the leg of a helpless old lady... we be perfect strangers why i aougta call teh royal mounties on yew!
amore condannato: -Whacks you with cane.- I'll have you know you've been my loving wife now for thirty long, hellacious years, Tiffany! And furthermore, go ahead and call the Royal Mounties, alot of good it will do you over here in Germany where we've been retired to now for ten years!
AClD RAHNE: O_o oh well it that case Hiel Hitler! oh isnt he handsom do you think if we go to the castle they;ll let us meet him if we tell them its our 29th anniversary
amore condannato: I certainly hope so! Let's give him that dildo trimmer, I wonder if he just knew what he looked like with that nose hair growing out of his nostrils...it adds 100 years to that handsome young man! I bet he'll sign your brazzire if he knows I've surivived 39 long years with you!
AClD RAHNE: you know very well i dont wear a brazziere
AClD RAHNE: i havent worn one since the spanish inquizition when we ran em up the flagpooses and burned them
amore condannato: Och, I forgot about that
amore condannato: that's when I stopped wearing underpants...where'd you put my depends?
AClD RAHNE: this is definitely one for a LJ
AClD RAHNE: in teh pool, i wanted to keep them moisturised i didnt want you to chaffe
amore condannato: OH! Thank you honey boney, now I remember why I married you last year ..it was the happiest day of my life, I remember it like it was only last week...c'mere Roberta and plant one on me
AClD RAHNE: oh Conroy ofcourse i will MMMMMMMMMWWWWAAAAHHHHH
amore condannato: MWAAAH
amore condannato: uh nu mh densures fehh out
AClD RAHNE: ~digs them out of mouth~ here they are....heres the seabond
AClD RAHNE: werent you looking for it earlier...i found it
AClD RAHNE: it was by the beannie babies in teh cabinet
amore condannato: Thank you, Sweetness! -puts peanut butter on dentures and plops them on gums.- Where was it, honey child?
AClD RAHNE: it was by the beannie babies and the water and vinegar douches in thecabinet
amore condannato: We can't display those in public!
AClD RAHNE: but theyre a memento of our honeymoon
amore condannato: Oh..of course
AClD RAHNE: dont ye remeber how could you forget it wsa only last month
amore condannato: Well, how can you expect me to remember when you're always nagging me about leaving the toilet seat in the floor!?
AClD RAHNE: well you always tellin me to put the cap back on the yeast infection cream doesnt my memory either
AClD RAHNE: *doesnt help
amore condannato: Now you hold on a minute, I distinctly rememb...no wonder my bread didn't rise...-sigh.- I think we need medicine for our tubercolosis...we remember too much
AClD RAHNE: yes it awful to be blessed with photographic memories
amore condannato: I still remember when we was young, that time yuir Dad told us he'd not wanting more than for us to spend the rest of our lives together
AClD RAHNE: aye
AClD RAHNE: och i just membered im scottish
amore condannato: I seem to remember something about me being Greek...so I don't speak English, only Greek, I'm sure you don't understand the words I'm saying right now just like I'm peeing as we speak, thank God for Depends!
AClD RAHNE: aye ye Depend on them so
amore condannato: You don't speak Swahalianese!
AClD RAHNE: of course i do i learned it on that missionary trip to kentucky
amore condannato: I don't know how many times I have to tell you we did it doggy style that time!
AClD RAHNE: ~im ganna have to take a minute to recover frm that one~
amore condannato: -Good, I'll use that time to go pee.-
AClD RAHNE: boy weve been battin this thingaround for the better part of an hour and at last....i have no witty comeback....take your prize! You have won!
amore condannato: WHAT'D I WIN?>
AClD RAHNE: the doggy you were talkin about
AClD RAHNE: the stylish one remember we found him ont eh street corner in kansas
amore condannato: Before or after we did it missionary style?
AClD RAHNE: aye we witnessed to it first...then we took it home
amore condannato: Oh, so it was before you jumped my bones, you sly thing you
AClD RAHNE: hai
AClD RAHNE: but..ive neer jumped yuir bones...yuir nae dead yet
AClD RAHNE: we may have been married 54 years and gettin up in age but we still got some years left
amore condannato: Yes I am! I died last year, don't argue with me woman!
AClD RAHNE: that explains why you cant yet yuir teeth to stay in
amore condannato: Indeed it does
AClD RAHNE: and why you need the bengay im sire that rigormortis is quite a pain in teh joints
amore condannato: I am not a rigormoron you fool, it's just natural anorexia that sets in when you get my age! How dare you call your one true love that!
AClD RAHNE: oh im sorry henry, i must have forgotten, it doesnt happen ofter but it does happen
amore condannato: Well, I'm going to bed, ALONE tonight! I couldn't bear sleeping in the same bed with you, after slinging such stinging language around! -slams door to bathroom closet shut...snoring is heard seconds later.-
AClD RAHNE: okee i think its about tam fer bed....theres our pcp again
amore condannato: WHAT
amore condannato: We haven't planned Mondee yet
AClD RAHNE: ill be on thursdee nat
amore condannato: WHAT
amore condannato: TWO NIGHTS WITHOUT TALKING TO
amore condannato: OH
amore condannato: ><
AClD RAHNE: O_o
amore condannato: ><
AClD RAHNE: -_- zzzz
amore condannato: FINE
amore condannato: Go
amore condannato: If you hate me
amore condannato: BUT DON'T EXPECT PROTOCOAL TO BE FOLLOWED
AClD RAHNE: alrat lets paln mondee
amore condannato: NO
amore condannato: I'm talking about I'm not even gonna talk to you for two whole days ;-;
AClD RAHNE: but ive been up since 615
amore condannato: You can stop by the house and see my new beanie babies sometam ;-;
AClD RAHNE: will ye be home after 7 tamarry
amore condannato: ...
amore condannato: erm
amore condannato: Okee ye can come by Windy and look at my new beanie babies!
AClD RAHNE: after 2
amore condannato: Hai!
AClD RAHNE: can we follow protocol now so i wont feel guilty?
amore condannato: Okee so Windy after two
amore condannato: hai hai
amore condannato: Ahem
amore condannato: -clears throat.-
amore condannato: Gucht nacht, mein leibe
AClD RAHNE: Aufwiederzhen ummm....brainfart
amore condannato: I know I love you
AClD RAHNE: i know i love you
amore condannato: And don't forget, Lady Mauler, the Gungans wil be your loyal bodyguards!
AClD RAHNE: and remember .....i thought they smelled bad on the outside
amore condannato: Bai
AClD RAHNE: can you save that forgetfulness convo
AClD RAHNE: and mail it ter me
AClD RAHNE: it makes me laugh
AClD RAHNE: bai bai
amore condannato: Only if you admit we did it doggystyle in Wisconsin and Missionary in Lousianny
AClD RAHNE: okee
amore condannato: okee baibai
AClD RAHNE: bai bai
AClD RAHNE signed off at 2:32 A.M.